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ilmselt oli keegi
armuvalus noormees (tuli kohe dr ryan meelde)
(aga ryan on EMT seega see ei sobinud)
on numbrid sassi ajanud
nojah siis hakkasin mõtlema et mida vastata
kas vastata et "kallis meie vahel on kõik läbi.olen leidsin kellegi rikkama ilusama ja parema kui sina. ära enam helsita mulle"
siis aga arvasin et keegi võiks sellest pysiva närvivapustuse saada (tulid lasse ja potsataja meelde)
seega ei leidnud endas nii palju kurjust et sellist teadet saata
siis mõtlesin et saadaks sellise
kogunevate pingete vastu alakehas soovitab ona neer yhte või kahte rahmakat pihku
aga ka see tundus liig vulgaarne
seega otsustasi sobivate ideede puudusel vastamata jätta
ja kuidas see fax oma lood lõpetaski...
vot selline lugu (läks vist õiete)
TEREM TEREMOK ehk tere-tereke
Oli selline muinasjutt.
Muinasjutt ise oli sellest, et üks vend hakkas käepärastest vajenditest endale kodu kokku sobitama. Tuli aga üha juurde selliseid kodutuid sõpru. Ja vend oli lahke, lasi ka teistel oma maja kohendada ja lubas elama jääda. Siis tuli hunt ja puhus maja ümber.
Onu Tremor, 22.11.2001 13:33
Latvijas basketbolisti zaud? Polijai 22.11.01.a.
Vastuseks lätlaste juba kuluma hakkavale pöördumisele: “ Situ ruttu, karu tuleb “
We have ca 600 bears in our woods. And they can be dangerous, specially when your pants are down and you are trying to shit in the forest.
Eureka!, @, 22.11.2001 13:37
Now I understand - "munn" means - munn, that is why the biggest hill in Estonia (or now - Estland?) is called - Munn-a-magi?
jojo, 22.11.2001 13:42
yes i understand , you know in our forests here in latvia reside only crocodiles and flamingos, so we dont know practically anything about life and habits of such exotic bears( you talking maybe about ice-bears?) so thank onutremor.
Onu Tremor, 22.11.2001 13:42
Speaking about Munamägi, then unfortunately it has nothing to do with genitals. Muna meand an egg in Estonian. If you put many eggs to the same spot, yo'll get Munamägi.
We had to many hens in old times. And it was difficult to find market for these eggs - prices were down. So our farmes decided to place all eggs to the same spot and they created this way the biggest tourist attraction in Estonia.
lier, 22.11.2001 13:56
My dear Estonian neighbours, you are very tough in economic development, just keep on kissing Finnish and Swedish asses and soon we will call you Nokionians or Volvonians
Onu Tremor, 22.11.2001 14:03
This is not about kissing some asses, it is about the ability to attract foreign investments.
You eat MacDonalds as well. Eating this great hamburger you probably dream about kissing Uncle Sam's ass. But estonians are different - they feel that they eat hamburger.
latvia ssr, 29.11.2001 16:32
Latvijas basketbolisti sagrauj Baltkrieviju
Hei võ, latõsi iz nasevo juznovo respubliki. Uspokoites i idite spakoino igrat vas jobannõi hokkei, eto võ destvitelno umejete. No ne nado sdez sto to po basketbolu pizdet, Turcia davno pasadi, spustites iz gor nasad na zemlju. Vas janvare sdez prosto ubjut na pole i psihologitseski(i ja nadejus, tolko) Võ prosto ne predstavljajete, sto vas sdez zdjot, eto ne kakoi to Ventspilski naftaski holodnõi,malenki i tjomnõi sportivnõi zal(a la 500 cilveki), kde võ sebja, kak doma tsustvujete.
Spetsialno po russki, stobõ bse ponjali, drugih jazõkov otsen malo iz bas ksazelenju znaet.
Dosvidania.
Onu Tremor, 22.11.2001 13:33
Latvijas basketbolisti zaud? Polijai 22.11.01.a.
Vastuseks lätlaste juba kuluma hakkavale pöördumisele: “ Situ ruttu, karu tuleb “
We have ca 600 bears in our woods. And they can be dangerous, specially when your pants are down and you are trying to shit in the forest.
Eureka!, @, 22.11.2001 13:37
Now I understand - "munn" means - munn, that is why the biggest hill in Estonia (or now - Estland?) is called - Munn-a-magi?
jojo, 22.11.2001 13:42
yes i understand , you know in our forests here in latvia reside only crocodiles and flamingos, so we dont know practically anything about life and habits of such exotic bears( you talking maybe about ice-bears?) so thank onutremor.
Onu Tremor, 22.11.2001 13:42
Speaking about Munamägi, then unfortunately it has nothing to do with genitals. Muna meand an egg in Estonian. If you put many eggs to the same spot, yo'll get Munamägi.
We had to many hens in old times. And it was difficult to find market for these eggs - prices were down. So our farmes decided to place all eggs to the same spot and they created this way the biggest tourist attraction in Estonia.
lier, 22.11.2001 13:56
My dear Estonian neighbours, you are very tough in economic development, just keep on kissing Finnish and Swedish asses and soon we will call you Nokionians or Volvonians
Onu Tremor, 22.11.2001 14:03
This is not about kissing some asses, it is about the ability to attract foreign investments.
You eat MacDonalds as well. Eating this great hamburger you probably dream about kissing Uncle Sam's ass. But estonians are different - they feel that they eat hamburger.
latvia ssr, 29.11.2001 16:32
Latvijas basketbolisti sagrauj Baltkrieviju
Hei võ, latõsi iz nasevo juznovo respubliki. Uspokoites i idite spakoino igrat vas jobannõi hokkei, eto võ destvitelno umejete. No ne nado sdez sto to po basketbolu pizdet, Turcia davno pasadi, spustites iz gor nasad na zemlju. Vas janvare sdez prosto ubjut na pole i psihologitseski(i ja nadejus, tolko) Võ prosto ne predstavljajete, sto vas sdez zdjot, eto ne kakoi to Ventspilski naftaski holodnõi,malenki i tjomnõi sportivnõi zal(a la 500 cilveki), kde võ sebja, kak doma tsustvujete.
Spetsialno po russki, stobõ bse ponjali, drugih jazõkov otsen malo iz bas ksazelenju znaet.
Dosvidania.
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